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Week-old milk or a spoonful of wet cat food. Never brush your teeth again, or never shower again. Wet socks all day, or a wet sleeve all evening.
The small ones outperform the big ones — everybody has strong feelings about damp sleeves.
drink a glass of week-old milk or eat a spoonful of wet cat food?
never brush your teeth again or never shower again?
find a hair in every meal or find a bug in every third one?
smell like garlic permanently or taste garlic in everything you eat?
share a toothbrush for a month or share a towel for a year?
have permanently sweaty hands or permanently bad breath?
eat a live worm or lick a public handrail?
sneeze every time you sit down or burp every time you speak?
use a public toilet with no door or no toilet paper?
have your nose run constantly or have your eyes water constantly?
clean someone else's fridge or someone else's car?
find something in your bag you can't identify or in your pocket after a wash?
sit on a warm seat or hold a damp handrail?
have wet socks all day or a wet sleeve all evening?
smell a bin on a hot day or a gym bag left a week?
share a straw or share a hairbrush?
eat something that fell on the floor or something a day past its date?
hear someone chew or watch someone clip their nails?
have a loose eyelash all day or something in your teeth all dinner?
touch something sticky or step in something soft?
open a lunchbox left in a car for a week or open a washing machine left shut for a fortnight?
find the milk has turned as you pour it or find the bread has turned as you bite it?
sit on a bus seat that is inexplicably damp or hold a trolley handle that is inexplicably warm?
use a communal kitchen sponge or use a communal hand towel at the end of a long day?
eat cold chips or eat warm lettuce?
drink from a bottle someone else has backwashed into or drink a drink that has gone flat and warm in the sun?
live with a fridge that hums and smells faintly of fish or a bathroom that is always slightly damp?
have a blister that keeps reopening or a hangnail that catches on everything?
smell a wet dog in a small car or smell a lit-all-day bin lorry through an open window?
find a plaster in a swimming pool or find a hair in a bar of soap?
clean out a drain or clean out a food waste caddy?
eat a sandwich made an hour ago by a stranger or one made two days ago by you?
wear a jumper that smells of someone else's cooking or a coat that smells of damp?
bite into fruit with an unexpectedly soft patch or bite into bread with an unexpected crunch?
have a fly land on your food and leave or a fly land on you and refuse to?
share a bathroom with four people who all shed hair or share a kitchen with two who never wipe surfaces?
find crumbs in your bed or find sand in your bed?
touch cold porridge or touch cold gravy?
clean a barbecue that was left out all winter or clean an oven that has never been cleaned?
have a cough that produces nothing or a sneeze that never quite arrives?
sit next to someone eating boiled eggs or someone eating fish with the bones in?
wear socks that are slightly too moist to notice until midday or a shirt collar that is slightly too tight all day?
drink tea with a skin on it or coffee with grounds in the last mouthful?
find a slug indoors or find a moth in a jumper drawer?
empty the fluff from a tumble dryer or empty the hair from a shower trap?
have your fingers smell of onion all day or of petrol for an hour?
be handed cutlery that is still warm from someone else or cutlery that is spotted with water marks?
eat a biscuit that has softened or a cake that has hardened?
sleep on a pillow that smells of no one you know or under a duvet with an unidentified small stain?
have a stranger's umbrella drip on your shoe or their coat brush your face on a train?
find something furry at the back of a cupboard or something sticky under a car seat?
use a public keyboard or use a public pen and hold it in your mouth by accident?
eat a meal where everything is the same temperature and wrong or a meal where one item is inexplicably freezing?
hear someone clear their throat every ninety seconds or hear someone crack their knuckles every few minutes?
have to hold a bag of rubbish on your lap for a journey or carry a leaking bag at arm's length for a mile?
wash up after a party or clear a garden of leaves that have been rotting since autumn?
wear shoes with a stone in them for an hour or shoes that squeak for a day?
find chewing gum on your sleeve or find paint on your trousers?
drink out of a glass with lipstick on the rim or a mug with a tea ring inside?
eat pasta that has been sitting in a colander for a day or rice reheated by someone confident?
share a car with a wet coat for two hours or share a lift with someone who has been jogging?
sit where a dog has been sitting or sit where a toddler has been eating?
find that the butter has been used for toast and jam both or find that the milk has been drunk from the bottle?
have a persistent tickle in your throat all evening or a persistent itch on your back you cannot reach?
scrape a burnt pan or defrost a freezer that has failed?
wear a hat someone else has sweated in or borrow headphones someone else has worn all day?
open a bin bag that splits or open a fridge drawer of liquefied salad?
eat something that tastes of the fridge or something that tastes of the packaging?
have to sit on a wet bench or lean on a wall that comes away white?
taste an unlabelled jar to identify it or smell it for as long as it takes to be sure?
clean a shared microwave or clean a shared toaster?
find a single long hair baked into something or find a bit of grit and not know which food it came from?
smell bins in a hot stairwell or smell drains in a cold one?
wear a wetsuit someone else has just taken off or put on boots that are still warm inside?
have dust in your nose after a loft or cobwebs in your hair after a shed?
eat a yoghurt one day past or cheese with a bit you have cut off?
share a bag of crisps with someone who licks their fingers or share a bowl of nuts on a pub table?
get soup on your cuff or get gravy on your sleeve and not notice for an hour?
have to handle raw chicken with no running water afterwards or handle bin juice with a wipe?
sit through a meal where someone talks with their mouth full or one where someone tastes everything from your plate?
wear glasses that someone has smudged or use a screen covered in fingerprints?
find hair in a plughole or find hair in a takeaway?
smell a charity shop on a wet day or smell a gym changing room at any time?
drink squash made too strong or drink tap water that tastes of the pipes?
have a sandwich sweat in cling film or a pastry go soggy in a paper bag?
clean up after someone else's picnic or after someone else's DIY?
wear a coat with something crunchy in the pocket or use a bag with a leaked pen inside?
eat in a place where the menus are laminated and tacky or one where the salt shaker has clumped?
sit on public transport next to a wet umbrella or next to a bag of shopping that is slowly leaking?
share a towel with a sibling or share a razor handle and use your own blade?
have your hands smell of bleach for a day or your clothes smell of woodsmoke for a week?
eat cereal that has been in milk for ten minutes or toast that has been buttered cold?
find an old chip under the car seat or find an old grape in the sofa?
touch a doorknob just after someone sneezed nearby or touch a lift button in a hospital?
clean a fish tank or clean a hamster cage?
have a cold sandwich with warm cheese or a hot meal with a cold centre?
smell nail varnish in a small room or smell reheated fish in an office?
kneel on a damp carpet or put your hand flat on a damp wall?
chew a piece of gristle and decide what to do or find a bone fragment mid-mouthful?
carry a cat litter tray down three flights or carry a full nappy bin to the end of a garden?
Older kids love it, but the Kids deck is the clean one.
Sharing a hairbrush. It's the one that makes people physically recoil.
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